While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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