I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
