CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My bed smells like the plague
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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