Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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