It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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