Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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