Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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