I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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