I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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