if i died would you start the facebook group?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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