her vagine was all disorganized.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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