My balls are so social today.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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