fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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