That's intense
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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