we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I understand Curling. That high.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
