can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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