you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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