While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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