I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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