at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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