I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
you never un-have a 4some
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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