You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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