make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
