I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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