Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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