Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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