I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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