just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
