i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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