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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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