why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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