yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Someone shit on the floor
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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