On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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