Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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