I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize