Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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