Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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