What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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