She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Watching her eat just hurts me
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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