I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
