i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I don't think brook has ever known best
we made out on top of his cat.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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