no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize