He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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