Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
bring money and cleavage
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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