She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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