remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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