yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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