maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You are a genius and a whore.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
