She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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