There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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