Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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