chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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