I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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