idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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