Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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