So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
