I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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